Sir Procrastinator...

SIR PROCRASTINATOR...

In the town of #Delaysville, there lived a man named Sir Procrastinator, the world’s most professional procrastinator.

He was so skilled at putting things off, he once delayed a dentist appointment so long that his tooth just fell out on its own!

One day, Sir Procrastinator's  boss asked him to prepare an important report. He glanced at the deadline, then promptly decided to watch a documentary on how to organize socks. After three hours of sock knowledge, he remembered the report and thought, “I’ve got plenty of time.”

Days passed, and the deadline arrived closer. But Sir Procrastinator spent his time cleaning his desk, checking if his plants were still alive, and even researching why cats love cardboard boxes.

Finally, the day before the deadline arrived. Panicked, Sir Procrastinator sat down to write. But after typing three words, he thought, “Maybe I’ll just take a quick nap... just to recharge.”

The next morning, he was late for work. His boss was furious. "Where’s the report?" he demanded.

Sir Procrastinator looked him, dead in the eye and said, “I was just waiting for the perfect moment.”

The boss stared, then sighed, “The report is due NOW.”

Sir Procrastinator smiled, “And that’s why I’m such a great procrastinator. I always leave things at the last moment… and somehow, they always turn out… well, I don’t know, actually, but I’m still trying to figure it out.”

His boss said,"Sir Procrastinator,  wait right here for five minutes. I will be right back"

Soon the boss returned with a document in his hand and gave it to Sir Procrastinator.  He said, " Please go home, read it carefully, sign & return a copy."

Sir Procrastinator said,"Sure will do that & ask you later about what the document for". And moved home.

Sir Procrastinator decided to have a look at the document on the week end as he had to still figure why cats loved card box boxes.

You know what the document was?
It was the termination letter of Sir Procrastinator!!